Nanny Smackbottom teaches naughty twins a lesson. A great image sent to me from Dave Lomas.

When the terrible twins went to stay with Nanny Smackbottom they were certain they would be able do as they please. After all, what could an elderly Nanny of all people do to prevent their reign of disobedience?

Well, they soon discovered that Nanny Smackbottom was a strict advocate of pyjama and early bedtime discipline.

They quickly found themselves regressed to toddler status as Nanny fastened the siblings into nappies and dressed them in plastic pants and drop seat footed pyjamas, having them ready for beddy-byes by 4 pm.

Philip refused to use the potty Nanny had kindly provided and subsequently he was left in soiled nappies to teach him who was in charge.

Felicity had her drop seat jim-jams unfastened and her bottom soundly smacked for having a tantrum when Nanny put pretty ribbons in her hair. Corner time followed for the naughty girl.

Nanny Smackbottom will climb the stairs at 5.30 with two bottles of baby milk and clean nappies, change Philip then tuck the terrible twins into bed sucking contentedly on their dummies.