Nanny Susan
He was late and he knew it. It was quarter past four and
he should have been in from school at three thirty. Robert entered tentatively
through the back door. He could hear voices. He peered into the living room and
saw Aunt Harriet pouring tea for herself and Susan Henderson. What was she
doing back here? Susan and her parents had moved away from the area two years
ago. Robert almost blushed as he remembered how he had teased her about her
glasses, her abnormal tallness and general ungainly manner. She, he recalled,
never retaliated with jibes about his lack of height.
Quietly he removed his shoes. His feet hovered over the
pale blue furry slippers that Aunty insisted he wear indoors.
‘Robert, is that you? Come here at once!’
He jumped nervously at the sound of her voice then
recovered his composure.
This time, he thought, I will show her I am an adult and
can stand up for myself. Forgoing his slippers he straightened his shoulders
drawing himself up to his full four foot ten; since the death of his parent’s,
he had grown not one inch, and entered the room.
‘Well, where have you been until this time young man?’
‘I am almost eighteen Aunty. I think I am old enough to
decide what time I arrive home from school thank you.’ He said in his still unbroken,
shrill voice.
Pleased with his act of defiance he turned on his heels
and made for the kitchen. He had nearly made it through the door when he felt
her hand upon his shoulder. She spun him around to face her.
‘Don’t you dare talk to me that way. Showing off in front
of a guest, well I know how to deal with naughty boy’s who think they are all
grown up and don’t have to wear their slippers just because they are nearly
eighteen.’
She sat down, grabbing his arm as she did so and pulled
him over her lap. Pulling down his trousers and underwear in one movement she
proceeded to give his bare bottom a sound nursery style spanking.
Quickly, his bottom turned crimson red and his indignant
cries of embarrassment for her to stop became frantic pleadings for forgiveness.
‘Please Aunty I am sorry for being cheeky,’ he wailed.
As he flailed wildly on his aunt’s lap, Robert could see
Susan, her teacup poised, grinning broadly as she witnessed his spanking.
Aunty stood him down. ‘Now go and apologise for being a show
off naughty little boy to our guest, go on.’
Aunt Harriet ushered him toward the sofa until he faced
Susan.
Between sobs he managed to gasp, ‘please, I am very sorry
for being a show off in front off guests’
Aunty prompted him, ‘and a naughty little boy,’
‘And a naughty little boy,’ he repeated obediently.
Susan burst into laughter, ‘yes I can see you are a little
boy!’ She said, staring in a myopic manner at him through her thick spectacles.
Horrified, Robert realised his trousers and underpants
were still tangled around his ankles.
Aunty effortlessly picked him up and deposited him upon
her lap.
‘This is just the
kind of behaviour I was telling you about Susan.’ Aunty said to the myopic
young woman sitting opposite.
‘Why are you such a disobedient little boy?’ She said
exasperated, pulling up his clothes, ‘now go and put your slippers on and sit
quietly with your milk while the grown ups talk.’
Robert slunk away, shuffled his feet into his slippers and
sat self-consciously on the sofa as far away from Susan as he could and drank,
the only thing apart from water Aunty would permit, his milk, "so good for
growing boys".
Robert was still annoyed and indignant. Grown up’s indeed.
Susan Henderson was younger than he was and Aunty was treating her as a grown
up and him as a child.
‘So Susan,’ he heard his aunt say, ‘I think that is all
settled. I trust you will find the room suitable.’
‘Oh I am sure I will,’ Susan said, then looking at Robert
added, ‘I hope Robert doesn’t mind me inconveniencing him?’
‘Room. What room?’ Robert queried with a look of
puzzlement on his face.
‘Robert, Susan will be lodging with us for a while. Her
rent money will come in handy so in the meantime you will have to sleep in the
attic room.’
‘But that’s not fair,’ he cried
out petulantly, ‘it’s a stupid room and I don’t want to swap bedrooms. Let her
use the stupid attic room instead.’
Aunty looked cross. ‘That’s
quite enough, off you go up there now and do your schoolwork, it’s all neat and
tidy. Supper will be at six as usual.’
Susan patted his head
condescendingly ‘Never mind Robert the college is near your sixth form isn’t
it? That means I will be able to walk you home from school, we don’t want you
being late and getting another smacked botty do we?’
‘Walk me home! You shall do no
such thing, tell her Aunty.’
‘Now Robert,’ she began, ‘Susan
has kindly offered to help you get home on time instead of wandering the
streets, so I think it would be churlish of me to refuse, you know how I worry
for you being out all alone.’
Robert was about to give his
opinion on this devastating news, but his Aunt held up her hand to indicate the
conversation was finished and he marched huffily upstairs.
He was familiar with the attic
room, for it had been his room when he first came to stay with Aunty. His old
bed was pushed in the corner, under the sloping eaves to afford more space.
He worked diligently until ten
to six. Hungry now, he snapped his books shut and was about to begin his usual
suppertime routine when he remembered Susan was, for the time being, a member
of the household.
He paused for a moment, made
his decision, then made his way downstairs.
Robert could see no sign of
Susan as he approached the dining room. Aunt Harriet was setting the table.
‘What on earth are you doing
down here still dressed,’ said Aunty with astonishment.’
You know the rules; you must be
dressed in your pyjamas ready for bed by six o'clock. Upstairs and put your
pyjamas on at once!’
‘But Aunty I don’t want to wear
my pyjamas this early anymore, not while she is staying here.’
Aunty looked cross as she
lectures him. ‘Your bedtime routine will remain the same throughout Susan’s
stay. If you're not careful I will
bring your bedtime forward to eight o'clock instead of nine, so I don’t want to
hear another word, go and get your pyjamas on now!
‘No I won’t! Robert stamped his
tiny slippered foot.
Aunt Harriet, moving
surprisingly quickly, picked him up and he found himself perched on her frilly,
white-bibbed, apron lap.
‘Smacked botty time I think for
you young man.’
Robert squirmed in an attempt to escape her grasp but her
superior strength made this impossible as she gripped his waist tightly. In a
blind panic he tried placating her in a manner that had worked previously.
‘Pwease Aunty,’ he began in a syrupy tone.
‘Ickle Wobert doesn’t want to put his jimmy-jams on yet.
It’s too early. He won’t be late or a cheeky boy again, pwomise.’ He spoke in a
whisper, ashamed of having to resort to baby talk at nearly eighteen-years-old
in an attempt to avoid an over the knee spanking from his Aunty.
Aunt Harriet
smiled and patted his head; she knew his little game, nevertheless she relented
and forgot about the intended spanking.
‘Come along now no more of your silly, babyish arguments,
its pyjama time for you immediately. I am sure Susan has no objection to a
naughty little boy eating his supper dressed in his jimmy-jams ready for
beddy-byes. Have you my dear?’
Robert turned his head, Susan stood at the doorway,
smiling serenely at him perched on his Aunties lap.
‘Of course not, rules are rules after all.’
Robert looked crestfallen. Susan would have heard him
using his baby talk voice to Aunty.
‘I shouldn’t worry too much Robert,’ said Susan blinked at
him through her unflattering spectacles as he sat on his Aunt’s lap.
‘I expect I will
see you dressed in your pyjamas quit a bit during my stay. Hurry back now,
supper is almost ready.’
Fuming inwardly, Robert pulled on his pale blue, dinosaur
patterned pyjamas bottoms. He quite liked these pyjamas, they weren’t as
childish as the other pairs Aunty had made for him, although annoyingly she
always made them from a pattern for girls pyjamas that were two sizes too large
for him. He never fastened the top button that highlighted the sweet little
Peter Pan collar and the lack of a fly opening in the pyjama bottoms could be
troublesome when it came to the bathroom.
As always, he fumbled with the buttons on his pyjama
jacket as his fingers refused to become familiar with the female fastening.
His pyjama jacket was still flapping unbuttoned as he took
his place at the table beside Susan.
‘Tsk child, let me help.’ She brushed his hands away and
before he could protest she swiftly buttoned up his pyjamas, finishing with the
hated top button. There now little one, you look very sweet in your dinosaur
pyjamas, I hope they don’t give you nightmares in bed.’ She ended the sentence
with a loud roar that was supposed to imitate a dinosaur.
Robert exploded. ‘I am not your little one I am a big boy,
err… I mean I am a seventeen year old man. I am not a child, you are the same
age as me so stop treating me like a baby.
‘Actually,’ she replied calmly. ‘I am a few months younger
than you but I have seen you behave like a baby already haven't I?"
Robert blushed, his boldness fast disappearing.
Susan, continued. And by the way, I think I am due a little respect so in
future kindly address me as Nanny Susan.’
‘Nanny Susan! There is no way I am going……..’ Robert
attempted to undo the top button of his pyjamas as he raged.
Unfortunately he never got the chance to finish that
sentence. Susan grabbed him by the scruff of his pyjama collar and frogmarched
him to the door.
‘I think this naughty little boy needs a spell on the
naughty step to help calm him down,’ she said, turning her head toward Aunty as
he was sped toward the door.
‘You will spend five minutes here sitting on the naughty
step while you think about your bad
tempered behaviour,’ were the words he heard as the door clicked shut behind
him.
As he sat on the doorstep, Robert was appalled to realise
he was locked out of the house dressed only in his girls style, infantile,
dinosaur pyjamas.
To his added dismay, he heard the unmistakable gabble of
girls voices; the main exit for the local girls school was a hundred yards away
and most of the pupils made their way home past Roberts house.
He could see them now, four schoolgirls carrying the bulky
black objects that identified them as members of the school orchestra. He
cursed the after school activity as they approached and pressed himself hard against
the door as if that would make him less visible.
The daylight hours were getting shorter and thanks to the
dusk they had almost passed by when one of the girls paused at the garden gate.
He couldn’t help but stare, and as everyone knows, intuitively she looked up
and made eye contact.
She called upon her friends to stop and she opened the
gate. Robert found himself surrounded by four thirteen year-old schoolgirls who
were all taller than him.
‘Hello little boy, why are you outside in your pyjamas and
slippers?’ Asked the girl who had first seen him.
Robert was shaking with fear, quickly he came to the
decision to act as if he was of an age young enough to be wearing blue dinosaur
pyjamas, after all, it would be his catastrophic if the girls were to find out
how old he really was. Without speaking he pointed toward the front door.
‘Why you’re shivering,’ said one of the girls putting a
protective arm around his pyjama-clad shoulder and cuddling him into her,
mistaking his fearfulness of discovery for a reaction to the chilly evening.
As she did so she looked closely at Robert.
‘You look very familiar, pet lamb, what’s your name? Do
you have an older brother?’
Robert’s heartbeat accelerated. Did he know this girl?
Worse still, did she recognise him? Luckily
for Robert, one of the other girls had knocked on the door.
‘Robert there you are. Whatever are you doing outside in
your jimmy-jams?’
Susan blinked down innocently at the collection of bodies
that gathered around the door. ‘What a naughty boy you are hiding from Nanny
Susan and Aunty just because it’s your bedtime.’
The girls all began to talk in a babble explaining how
they had found Robert outside.
‘Why thank you girls. In you come Robert, it’s off to
beddy-byes for you right now. Say thank you to the girls for rescuing you.’
Robert muttered a ‘thank you,’ and hurried inside.
‘Well,’ said Susan as she returned to the supper table,
‘did the naughty step teach you a lesson?’ Robert blushed at the embarrassing
incident and nodded sullenly.
Aunty looked down at him and shook her head. ‘Such a
disobedient little boy, when will you learn to behave properly. Go on with you,
upstairs to bed , an early night will do you no harm at all.’
Robert was about to protest again, but this time thought
better of it and remained silent. He was still shaken and upset over the
doorstep incident and instead, traipsed acquiescent, upstairs to bed.
Susan poured Aunty and herself another cup of tea. ‘Still
a lot of work needed on that little boy, she ventured.
Aunty nodded, and patted Susan on the shoulder. ‘Never
mind, I am sure now that you are here we can look forward to a great success.’
‘Oh yes,’ she replied, ‘I think Robert will be quite
surprised when he prepares for school tomorrow!’
"I can't, I won't!" Robert stamped his foot
childishly as he was prone to do when he was annoyed.
Nanny Susan held the grey, regulation, flannel short
trousers ready for him to step into. Aunty, who was watching his disobedience
with growing frustration, moved toward him and gave the inside of his bare
thigh a sharp smack.
"Do as you are told Robert, you always looked very
smart wearing your short trousers to school, I can't imagine why I ever let you
wear longs instead."
Tearfully, Robert stepped into the short trousers and Nanny
Susan pulled them up.
He hadn't realised
quite how short they were as most of his upper leg was exposed and a red mark
from Aunties smack was clearly visible.
"Everyone will laugh at me," he complained as
Nanny Susan helped him into his school blazer.
"Nonsense," Aunty said, "all the other boys will be quite envious of your lovely
shorts, now, off to school with you."
Of course being the only boy in the sixth form to wear grey
shorts and grey knee length socks did not make the other pupils envious. never
a popular boy at school Robert expected the worst, anticipating a desperate day
of teasing. In fact, somewhat to his surprise, hardly anyone could be bothered
to tease him at all.
Robert had gave a weak explanation about accidentally
ruining his only pair of long school trousers and, to abide by the school dress
code had reverted back to an old pair of short trousers. Nevertheless, he was
pleased when the bell went and the school day was finally over.
‘You’re late.’ Susan said, pulling up the cuff of her coat
as she glanced at her watch.
‘It’s only quarter to four now,’ Robert said indignantly,
‘it wasn’t my fault Susan there was…’
She interrupted him. ‘You really are asking for a smacked
botty young man. You know very well that you are to address me as Nanny Susan,
reaching down she and smacked the back
of his bare legs. "Naughty little boy," she scolded.
Robert yelped with
surprise at this display of discipline in the open street.
‘What was that for?’
Susan grabbed his ear lobe. ‘To teach you to speak with
respect to Nanny,’ she said twisting the lobe to emphasise her point.
‘Now shall we try that again? You’re late,’ she repeated.
Robert rubbed his ear but sulkily replied. ‘Sorry Nanny
Susan. It won’t happen again.’
‘That’s better. Now, let me look at you? Yes you look very
smart in your short trousers. I don’t see any reason why you should not wear
shorts permanently for all outdoor activities. The only time you will wear
longs is when you are ready for beddy-byes in your pyjamas.’
‘But Nanny Susan, I am almost eighteen, I can’t go back to
wearing short pants, I'm too old.’ He pleaded.
‘Nonsense,’ she replied, Nanny Susan is always right, I
don’t want to hear any more of your babyish whining. Now be quiet and give me
your handie-pandies,’ she ordered.’
‘Give you my what?’ he said puzzled.
‘Your hands, give me your hands Robert.’ She said
impatiently.
Susan grasped his left wrist and despite his attempt to pull
away from her and his vocal protest, she proceeded to envelop his hand in a pale
blue, knitted mitten and tied it securely with a neat bow of blue ribbon.
‘Other handy-pandie please,’ Robert looked nervously around
as she tied on another pale blue mitten.
Susan smiled triumphantly at the sight of the diminutive
seventeen-year-old wearing his childish school uniform and pale blue, lambs
wool mittens.
She gripped his mittened left hand in a tight grasp and
began the walk toward home at a brisk, strident pace that Roberts little legs
struggled to keep pace with.
Robert was thankful when they reached the corner of their street. He had thrust
his bemittened right hand into his blazer pocket on each occasion they had
passed by people. Fortunately, they had
appeared not to notice the tall, buxom young woman with the thick spectacles leading
the small, short trousered schoolboy by the hand.
They were about twenty yards from their garden gate when he spotted the same
group of girls from the ‘naughty step’ incident the previous evening. They were
about forty yards away and deep in conversation amongst themselves. Robert
started to practically run toward the gate but Nanny Susan’s firm grip held him
back.
‘Why the hurry all of a sudden,’ she said, then she looked
up and smiled.
The girls had spotted the strange couple approaching them too.
‘It’s that the little boy from last night who we found
outside wearing his cute dinosaur pyjamas? One of the girls asked.
"He looks the same doesn't he, but surely he is wearing
the blazer of the sixth form college; it must be his brother or something. It
does look like him though. And why is he wearing short trousers?"
They met a yard from the sanctuary of Roberts garden gate.
‘I knew it, it is him!’ Exclaimed the girl who had put his
arm around him to keep him warm last night.
Nanny Susan was far more pleased to meet the girls than
Robert.
"Say hello to the kind girls who helped you last
night.’ She prompted an embarrassed looking Robert.
Robert, his face now crimson red stared mournfully at the
ground, wishing for the entire world, that it would open up and swallow him.
‘My goodness how old are you? You must be at least
seventeen. We thought you were about seven judging by those pyjamas and
slippers you were wearing last night.’
It was then that they collectively noticed the pale blue
mittens he was wearing. Susan still had him firmly grasped, partially hiding
his mittened left hand but his shock at meeting the girls meant that he had
forgotten to thrust his right hand into his pocket.
‘Mittens and shorts as well!’ They started to giggle, that
quickly turned into uproarious laughter.
‘Now girls don’t laugh at Robert, his Mummy and Daddy passed
away ten years ago when he was seven years of age. The trauma of the incident
has returned recently causing him to regress back to childhood; his Aunty and I
are doing all we can to help by letting him work through his neurosis. Robert
wants to be treated like a little boy so you should respect his wishes. Isn’t
Nanny right Robert?’
Robert still stared defiantly at the ground.
‘Answer Nanny,’ she said, squeezing his hand that little bit
tighter.
‘Yes that’s right Nanny Susan,’ he mumbled.
As Susan led him toward the front door he heard the girls
giggling and talking to one another.
‘Nanny! He actually called her Nanny.’
‘Imagine being seventeen and having a Nanny.’
‘Don’t forget those babyish pyjamas and slippers he wore,’
added another.
‘And what about those mittens and the short trousers, I
think we will have to walk past the house very slowly when we have finished
band practice later.’
The girl’s voices drifted away as they continued their walk
home.
Only when they entered the hallway did Susan release her
grip on his mittened hand.
‘Shoes off, slippers on,’ Susan commanded, removing his
mittens and school blazer.
‘What did you tell
them that for,’ he asked Susan as he petulantly slipped his feet into blue
fluffy slippers adorned with pom-poms that danced joyously about as the wearer
walked.
‘Because it’s true Robert, your Aunt Harriet agrees with me
that the only long term cure for your constant childish misbehaviour is to
start treating you like a child.’
Robert once again stamped his slippered foot and the
pom-poms danced their merry dance.
‘I will not be treated like a child, absolutely not, I want
to see Aunt Harriet!’
‘Aunty will be in later, I am in charge and just so you
don’t forget....’
She upended Robert and carried him into the living room
tucked under her arm with as if he were a small child.
Over her knee he went, down came his shorts, down came his
underpants and down came her hand on his bottom.
SPANK!
‘You will accept your punishment baby boy, and you will do
so without whining and insolence. Also, from now you will answer to your new
name of Baby Bobbykins
SPANK!
‘Do you understand?’
SPANK!
‘Do you?’
SPANK!
‘Yes Nanny Susan’
She stopped smacking his bottom and Robert cried. Real
tears, borne out of frustration and the pain of being humiliated by this ogress
of a female who had entered his life, seemingly with the consent of Aunt
Harriet and who could, as she had just proved,
easily overpower and chastise the seventeen- year-old at will.
"That's a good baby Bobbykins now let's dry those
tears’." She praised, settling him upright on her lap.
‘Time for baby Bobbykins to bathe and then I will get you
ready for beddy-byes."
Sitting in the
bathtub Robert could hardly comprehend how Susan had taken charge of his very
existence. Of course Aunty had been a little overprotective, what with his
still having a pyjama time and a very early bedtime for a seventeen year old.
But he had rather enjoyed sitting on Aunty's lap for a bedtime cuddle and being
kissed nigh-night as she tucked him in. But this girl had entered his secure
little world and spoiled everything.
He consoled himself with his usual bath time routine and
began to caress his tiny boyishness into life.
"Right that's long enough out you get." Nanny
Susan barged into the bathroom without
knocking and was standing looking down at Robert as he attempted to cover his
somewhat tiny tumescence.
"What on earth…"
Nanny Susan began to laugh as she saw his attempt to conceal
his activity.
"Oh my, Baby
Bobbykins. Looks like I turned up just in time to prevent you being a very
naughty boy."
Following an excruciating embarrassing time being towelled
dry by Susan, who paid particular attention to a certain part of his anatomy,
Robert was now sitting naked and docile on her lap. She patted his head as if
he was an obedient puppy.
‘Good boy,’ she said, ‘all clean for Nanny Susan and no
untoward spillages either, what?"
She giggled at her own joke, revelling in his shame and
discomfort.
"Now, lets see. Where has Aunty left your pyjamas, she
said she would leave them... ah, there we are.’
Robert turned his head to follow Susan’s gaze. There, warming on the living room radiator was
draped a pair of Robert’s pyjamas. Despite his earlier spanking at Susan’s
hands he still had enough resilience to complain. ‘It's too early, my pyjama
time is not until six o’clock.’
Susan cupped his chin in her hand and looked directly at
him. In the reflection of her glasses he could see himself curving away in the
contours of the lenses.
"That was yesterday Baby Bobbykins, from today you will
put your pyjamas on as soon as you return from school and your bath time and pyjamas time will be
supervised exclusively by me, just like a little boy."
Robert stood naked as Nanny Susan knelt opposite him
holding his pyjamas. I must say I think you will look very sweet wearing these
particular….’ she paused.
‘What did you call
them last night when I overheard you talking in your baby voice sitting on
Aunty's lap? Oh yes, your jimmy-jams.’
Delicately, she ran her hands across the nap of the
material.
‘Such an
interesting motif for a seventeen-year-old.’
Susan held up the pyjama bottoms by the waist so that she
could examine them more closely. Aunty had made them from the same girls pyjama
pattern as his dinosaur pyjamas except this time she had ran out of elastic and
instead used white cotton tie cords for the waist fastening; the pyjama cords
hung loosely from the opening at the front of the pyjamas.
‘Ah, I see now, nursery rhyme characters. A cow jumping
over the moon and a dish running away with a spoon,’ she turned them around and
peered at the reverse of the pyjama bottoms, ‘and here is the cat with his
fiddle.’
She put the pyjama bottoms on her lap and examined the
pyjama jacket equally as closely before exclaiming.
‘Flannel, yellow pyjamas… sorry, jimmy-jams’ she corrected
herself, grinning broadly at Robert, ‘depicting a babyish nursery rhyme are
quite unusual pyjamas for a boy of seventeen are they not?’
Robert blushed, and wished Aunty hadn’t sewn him those
awful babyish pyjamas.
Susan manoeuvred each arm into the vivid yellow pyjama
jacket and, starting from the bottom slowly fastened each button.
‘One pyjama button, two pyjama buttons....’ she chanted.
‘Count with me Baby Bobbykins she ordered. Robert shook his head.
‘If you don’t join in, Nanny will put Baby Bobbykins out
onto the naughty step for half an hour dressed in his cute toddler pyjamas. Do
you want that?’ She warned.
Robert stared into Susan’s eyes and he knew she would
carry out her threat. Feeling utterly foolish he reluctantly began to count.
Susan finished their little sing-a-long by triumphantly
fastened the pyjama collar button and tickled the underside of his chin with a
crooked index finger before smoothing down the Peter Pan collar with her hand.
‘What a good little boy you are,’ she chirruped in a
cloying voice.
‘Nanny Susan thinks Baby Bobbykins looks very sweet and
babyish wearing his nursery rhyme jimmy-jam top. Lets see how cute he looks
when we have his jimmy-jam bottoms on shall we?’
She brandished the pyjama bottoms. Robert made an attempt
to take them from her grasp.
‘I can put them on myself,’ he said pleadingly.
‘Oh no. Nanny must get you ready for beddy-byes herself.
Little baby's can't get themselves ready for beddy-byes can they, what a silly Baby Bobbykins you are."
Susan, who was enjoying humiliating the seventeen year old
immensely, stepped Robert into the infantile pyjama bottoms and, until they
were bunched around his ankles. Nanny Susan then grasped the two ends of the
pyjama cord and used these to slide the pyjama bottoms up his legs. As she
reached the hem of the pyjama jacket she slid both hands behind him and ran her
hands outward in a circular motion encompassing the pyjama jacket as she
continued pulling the pyjama bottoms upwards. She pulled the cords tightly
together, Robert gasped as he felt his stomach contract as she tied the cord
into a double bow then knotted it again.
‘Now that you are all cosy we don’t want Baby Bobbykins to
lose his jimmy-jam bottoms do we?’
She laughed,
mainly to herself as she slipped his feet into his pom-pom slippers and led him
by the hand into the kitchen.
Robert stared dumfounded at what he saw in front of him.
"Upsa-daisy," she said, hoisting him into the high
chair. Before he had time to react Nanny Susan had clicked the white plastic
feeding tray into place in front of him and he was trapped in a baby's high
chair. Susan knelt and tied his ankles to the front struts of the high chair.
Robert was incandescent with rage.
"Let me out of this contraption at once do you hear? I
am telling Aunty all about the horrid things you have been doing and she will
be very annoyed with you."
Susan laughed, at his pointless indignation and delighted in
annoying him even more by showing Robert the blue towelling bib with a picture
of a baby duck printed on it before tying it around his neck.
"Ok Baby Bobbykins, supper time" She said, placing
a feeding spoon and a matching blue plastic bowl of lukewarm tapioca pudding in
front of Robert.
"Eat it all up like a good boy for Nanny Susan,"
she cooed.
Of course she was ready and waiting for his attempt to swipe
away the bowl.
Deftly, she quickly removed the tapioca out of his reach.
With hindsight, Robert perhaps regretted his attempt to send
the tapioca flying across the kitchen.
He was still tied into the high chair, but now his hands
were encased in baby blue, lambs wool mittens, his hands forced into a fist
rendering his fingers completely redundant.
The mittens were joined together by a nylon cord threaded
through loops sewn on the waist band of his pyjama bottoms. Thus, he was unable
to lift his hands up more than a few inches before the cord restrained further
movement.
"Well it looks like Nanny Susan will have to feed you
as if you were her little baby, doesn't it?" She gloated, as she placed the by now very cold bowl of tapioca
pudding in front of Robert once again.
"Here comes the choo-choo, open wide Baby
Bobbykins."
The large plastic spoon, dripping with tapioca pudding,
loomed toward his face. The hapless Robert tried to squirm away but Susan held
his chin tightly and thrust the glutinous substance into his mouth.
Nanny Susan soon picked up her rhythm.
"Open"
"Open"
"Open"
She commanded, as each spoonful rammed more of the odious
tapioca into his protesting mouth.
"Stop, stop, I will eat it myself." He blurted as Susan spoon-fed him. Ignoring
his feeble protests, she continued until tapioca oozed from his mouth.
Dribbling down his chin, it settled in
a rivulet of cold, congealed goo on his bib.
"Ah, does the ickle babykins want to be a big boy
now?" She sneered. "Well it's too late now Baby Bobbykins, Nanny
Susan is going to make sure you eat up all your lovely din-dins."
Roberts resistance vanished and he sat unresisting as Susan
scraped the spillage from his bib into his mouth.
"Baby Bobbykins must eat all of his lovely din-dins up
before he can have his pudding and a drinky-winky." She told him, as
shovelled yet another sickly concoction that she insisted was, "yummy
choccy pud-pud."
He began to feel nauseous as the last portion slipped down
his throat and almost caused him to gag.
"And now," she said triumphantly, "time for
your baby bottle." It was simple for her to manoeuvre the teat of the
bottle between his lips. The angle that she held the bottle ensured he had to
continually swallow the sweet milky substance until the baby bottle was empty.
"You are a clever boy Baby Bobbykins, eating up all
of your din-dins. Did you enjoy your baba too?" She taunted.
Robert was aware that dried tapioca and chocolate pudding
was encrusted around his mouth and smeared messily on his bib, but instead of
cleaning him, Susan began to make circular motions with her hand on his pyjama
clad back.
"Time to get your windy-woos up," she said,
alternating the rubbing with pats of his back.
Her rhythmic motion on his back was strangely comforting to
him and he offered no resistance as she lifted him out of the high chair.
"Let us go and look for Aunty shall we? Perhaps some
fresh air will bring that nasty windy-woo up," she said, opening the front
door and walking him down the front garden path.
The cool afternoon air made Robert more alert, he was
suddenly very self conscious that he was a seventeen year old, wearing babyish
pyjamas and fluffy slippers with pom-poms attached being led by the hand by a
girl younger than him who insisted he address her as Nanny Susan. He was also aware that food remained encrusted
around his mouth and, as he peered down he could see the ducky towelling bib,
still tied to the front of his pyjamas, also smeared with the aftermath of his
meal.
Nanny Susan stopped at the bottom of the gate and smiled as
she began once again to rub Baby Bobbykins back.
The girl's mothers had met them after their band practice
and were sceptical about their daughter's stories about the strange boy who was
seventeen but apparently wanted to behave and dress like a toddler. The girls
could see Nanny at the gate and were eager to confront her and urged their
mothers to hurry.
"Good boy, those nasty windy-woos are all up, does Baby
Bobbykins feel better den?" Nanny Susan soothed as Robert suddenly
complied with her encouragement and let forth a loud burp.
Susan held his hand firmly, as an open-mouthed audience of
four girls and their mothers approached them.
"So it is true." One of the mothers gasped.
Robert's oversized pyjama bottoms had bunched at his ankles
but the yellow flannel material that cascaded down, didn't quite disguise the
fact he was wearing fluffy, blue slippers with pom-poms attached.
"See mummy I told you, look at his pyjamas."
Exclaimed one of the girls.
She appeared fascinated by the sight of this
seventeen-year-old dressed in nursery rhyme motif pyjamas.
"And see, those are the slippers I told you about, but
urggh! Look at his messy face, no wonder he is wearing a babies bib."
Robert's embarrassment grew as he listened to the girl
describe every item of clothing he wore in detail, as if the rest of her group
could not see his infantile garb for themselves.
Nanny Susan explained away his appearance with the same
practised ease as the day before. He burnt bright red with indignation but it
was too late now to say anything to convince people his choice of clothing was
determined by anything other than his own free will.
"Yes he picks out the material for his pyjamas himself.
Yes they are quite sweet aren't they? We don't know why but we have been told
by the doctor's just to encourage his infantile behaviour for the time
being."
Nanny Susan made a great show of wiping a small amount of
food from around his face with her hand. "Someone needs his face washed
before bedtime," she cooed, once again using her syrupy, baby talk voice.
"Well come along Baby Bobbykins, time you were tucked
up in beddybyes. You must be very…."
One of the girls mothers interrupted. "Baby Bobbykins,
surely not?
Susan looked wide eyed and innocent. "Oh yes, he
insists on being called that, don't you
Baby Bobbykins?" Susan tightened her grip until his hand hurt and he
nodded feebly.
But surely a seventeen year old is not going to bed
at..." The women looked at her watch, "twenty to six?"
"Why of course, he likes to be tucked into beddybyes by
six at the latest. Come along, say
night-night to everyone Baby Bobbykins."
"Night-night Baby Bobbykins," they all chorused,
"sleep tight." As Nanny Susan ushered him back into the house.
Once inside, Robert again made an attempt to retrieve the
situation he found himself in.
"This has got to stop. I've become a laughing stock.
Everyone thinks I want to behave and dress like a toddler. Undo these
mittens and the cord at once. I need to use the bathroom after all that milk
you made me drink. Then I am going to get out of these silly babyish pyjamas,
wait for Aunty to come home and tell her exactly what you have been up to and
that will be the end of it!"
Foolishly, at the end of his speech, he stamped one of his
tiny slipper shod feet, causing the pom-poms to flail wildly and somehow the
impact of his words were immediately lost.
Susan laughed,
"Now-now, none of your tantrums or you will find yourself across
Nanny Susan's lap. You must be getting tired. Does Baby Bobbykins want to go
sleepy-byes den?"
She spoke in a completely babyish voice that totally
confused him and he stammered.
"Of... of... of... course I don't want to go to
sleepy-byes, I... I.... mean bed, it's far too early. Aunty allows me to stay
up until nine o'clock."
"But Aunty isn't here is she? I am in charge of your
bedtime."
Robert though had stopped listening.
"Oh... I must..." He started to hop from foot to
foot, comically making the pom-poms on his slippers merrily dance.
"Does Baby Bobbykins need to go wee-wee," she said
stating the obvious.
He nodded.
"Potty time then Babykins," she announced reaching
into a bag and brandishing a blue plastic babies potty.
I was in trouble again on Christmas day. Aunty was insisting we visit Mrs Jacobson's
for afternoon tea as she had accepted the invitation. I was reluctant to go,
not least because I was already wearing my Christmas pyjamas that Aunty had
given me that morning. She had made me put them on for Christmas dinner. They
were footed pyjamas covered with snowmen. I knew I looked like an overgrown
toddler but Aunty was adamant that I looked very smart and that they were just
the thing to wear for visiting. However I was determined not to give in and put
my foot down, declaring that I was not about to parade around in my winceyette
footed pyjamas for anyone. Aunty smiled, "very well," she said,
"no footed pj's for you it is." 
