Another letter from Pyjama Punishment Monthly. I think Nanny Smackottom is quite upset with this correspondent.

Dear Nanny Smackbottom

I am humiliated regularly by my wife, her sister and my mother-in-law. Every afternoon when I return home from work I am stripped and bathed by my mother-in-law. I am taken downstairs again and made to put on ladies pyjamas. These are the granny variety, pink winceyette floral ones that button to the neck with a Peter-Pan collar. I also have to wear fur collared pink slippers too. I have to help prepare the evening meal and frequently receive a smacked bottom for various indiscretions. After we have eaten and I have washed up the dishes my wife and mother-in-law make me answer the door to her various ladies groups who meet at our house every night. Her sister is usually the first to arrive and I must curtsey and say, "good evening Aunty Susan, please may I take your coat?" I have to repeat this to all the visitors and once I have put away the coats I report back to my wife. She usually takes me across her lap and lowers my pyjama trousers to smack my bare bottom. When she has finished I must curtsey and thank her for my spanking and then say good night to all the ladies. Then my mother-in-law takes me by the hand and puts me to bed at 7pm. I think you will agree this is quite humiliating.

A very disgruntled husband

Dear Disgruntled

I think you have quite a nerve writing to me to complain about your so called humiliation. You are such a coward you would not even sign your name. Let me tell you that if I was your Nanny you would know what a humiliating experience was. Does your wife and MIL know you have written to me to complain? I think not. If I could I would come around personally to tell them what you have done and I would bring some new pyjamas for you to wear as well. Then you would really find out what it is to be humiliated in your pretty pyjamas. How does a trip to the shops wearing your pink pyjamas sound? Or a walk in the park to feed the duckies? I bet everyone would enjoy seeing you in your jimmy-jams, don't you? Back home early so you can entertain everyone with a few songs and nursery rhymes before a bedtime spanking administered by all the ladies present, then it would be bedtime for you at 6pm. How does that sound you ungrateful sissy?

Nanny Smackbottom (Very angry!)