Yet another batch of responses from the archives of Pyjama Punishment Monthly

Dear Robert;

How dare you whine to me! I am a female who believes in strict early bedtime discipline and pyjama punishment for naughty whiners and cranky baby boys like you.

First off, I think it very nice of your sweet mother to escort you every day from school. She must really love you to devote her time to you in this manner and to hold hands as if you were a sweet little child sixteen or not!

          I think it admirable that your sisters bathe you. They should be allowed to undress you from now on for your impertinence in this letter you have dared to write. You should be kept shaved completely from the neck down and rubbed with sweet scented creams to make your skin soft and girlish. In your bath should be scented bath oils as well as bubble bath scented of course. You should be covered in suds and shampoo and soap completely with a bar of scented soap in your mouth to keep you quiet during your bath. They should powder and dry you off completely with your hands on top of your head.

Your mother was right to let your sisters pick out your feminine pajamas and dress you. I want more details on all the pajama sets you have in detail my lad. Do you hear me? It is good to wear the pajama bottoms in case of accidents because you should not be allowed out of bed at all once you have been put to bed. I do hope your sweet mother enforces this rule.

          After your bath, it's bedtime. In bed you will be made to sit up and be fed your baby food and formula warmed up in a bottle every day you arrive from school. What time do you arrive home? Baby food should be a lot of vegetables and some fruit and the formula should contain some sleeping powder from the local chemist strong enough to keep you compliant with your bedtime.

Your bed preparations should be: blinds lowered completely, curtains drawn tightly and if you don't have hermetically lined curtains, after your mother reads this, she should get them to keep out 100% of that nasty daylight from bothering her sweet baby. A child minder (baby monitor) is a great idea. It should be so that even if there is static you should be punished with more bedtime and your sisters should carry the receiver when they are in the house or yard and tell mother when you violate the rules. You should have no access to clothes and your bedroom door closed and locked. An electric blanket is a good idea to induce sleep along with many regular wool blankets and your sheets should be brushed flannel for the same reason. You should be tightly tucked in to keep you from getting up. A pacifier tied in the mouth is a great idea and should either be coated with nail biter deterrent or your mother should use a medicated pacifier and add castor oil to it. I also suggest padded hand mittens to keep you chaste in bed. You know how you boys get aroused. The effect will last an hour or more. Your window (in good weather) should be kept slightly open so you can hear the sounds of an active world outside.

On weekends and holidays (days off from school) you should be in bed at 11:30am at the latest, before your mother and sister's lunch so you won't argue and act cranky with them at the table and lunch should be in bed. Prior to that, you should have a bath and fresh pajamas before you are allowed down for breakfast. Your every movement until beddy bye at 11:30am should be monitored. Regardless of your opinion, if your mother wishes to take you somewhere in public, you should go in your pajamas. However sometimes you should just be put to bed for the night before mother goes out.

You should be put to bed as punishment all day for misbehavior when required by your mother or sisters. The schedule should be: 7:30am-bath and fresh pajamas, make bed. 8:00am-breakfast downstairs in pajamas and return to bed by 8:30am at the very latest. From that point it's sleepy time until 11:30am when you will get your baby lunch in bed (formula and baby food) before night -night at noon. No tea and no dinner. This is your punishment schedule.

If guests come over on weekends and holidays, you should be put to bed before they arrive. This includes friends of your sisters, even though they might only be coming over to pick them up to go out somewhere and the policy should be once down in bed, there you will stay until at least the next morning.

Your girlfriend: Does she have a new boyfriend now that you have "dumped" her by going to bed so early? I demand a report from you in the next communication? If she does come over for tea or lunch or even dinner, and with a friend you should be in bed well beforehand. She could be allowed to kiss you and say goodnight or she may elect not to disturb you. I demand you detail how she feels in your next communication and how she feels about you.

I think regardless of how I feel (I do not agree with you being allowed up for tea) that your mother is doing right by letting you up for tea as long as you are back in bed within one half hour of being allowed up and you should be in your pajamas. If she continues this practice, that is fine but if you are punished that should not be allowed. What time is teatime at your house 3:00pm?

I think it admirable for your girlfriend to buy you such nice pajamas and how dare you protest? She did help put you to night- night so the adults could talk and have dinner in peace.

          Your sisters should be allowed to make the decision if you are deserving of bed punishment for the slightest of offenses and carry out the details of putting you to bed. A bath is not always necessary by the way. I think your mother will agree to this.

I am demanding answers on any questions I have included in this communication and I want to hear about many incidents in detail which means more of what was said and done and next time I want to hear your thoughts of being put to bed as punishment while everyone is downstairs enjoying a picnic or family gathering with you.

Failure to do so will result in further punishment. Do you understand baby Robert??

Mistress Janice Oryan

From LilBbyJennie:

          Can we humiliate you any further? Oh let me count the ways.
First since you’re obviously a little child despite your age I believe the name Robbie is much more appropriate. I also think that the Dry- Nites Pyjama Pants are inappropriate for someone of your age at home when nappies obviously suit your temperament with cute frilly plastic rumba panties over them this way your mother does not have to worry
about her little one doing anything in the bathroom at all. I think a baby potty should be placed in the middle of the living room and when you need to go you need to ask your sisters or mother to take you potty, and it will be up to them if they want to or not. If they
decide to let you go in your nappy they will change you whenever they wish too with you having no say in the matter at all. I think a dummy tied in place at all times is wonderful ideas to help you better learn how to use that tongue appropriately. Also because of
your childish behavior you should call your mother Mommy or I think the U.K equivalent is Mummy.

I think the Dry-Nites Pyjama Pants should be saved for when you go to school and afterwards your Mummy should ask you if you stayed dry. Since everyone at school knows your not a big boy you may as well dress appropriately with girlish pants and sweaters and blouses. Since you still need to learn how to respect your peers and
betters you call everyone from your sisters to your ex Miss or Mrs. so and so and guys you will call Mr. REGARDLESS of their age. The only exception of course is your Mommy. You should also thank for ex for agreeing to sit for you and when she finds someone new you should thank him for treating her like a boyfriend should instead of having to subject her to childish plays. I also think a daily spanking given at beddy-byes should help remind you to be good the next day and the severity depend on your behavior. I think lines should suffice as well 500 for starters saying I will respect my betters and obey. In answer to your question, Baby Robbie can we find any other ways to
humiliate you? OHHHH YYYEEESSS 

From LilBby Jennie:

More ideas oh let me think a second if i have any. It will take awhile. OK I lied I have plenty. First since there are uniforms what about a childish book bag or backpack to carry his school books some girly cartoon character like strawberry Shortcake, my little pony to match his jim jams, Dora the Explorer even Madeline and matching lunch box which will have baby food for his lunchie. I also thought of getting him a stuffed animal or doll dressed in similar attire whether it is nappies or pyjama pants that go everywhere he does at school it will be in his book bag to remind him of his status and maybe having his ex feed him lunch at school if they have the same lunch time. Since there is a possibility however slight of him getting out of bed why use a bed at all when a crib or i think the UK equivalent of a cot will work nicer. Also baby dolls instead of pyjamas will be easier to change and dress the dear sweet boy. Why not turn his room into a little girl’s room with pink walls and possibly nursery characters. Since he has a uniform for school and his pyjamas for other occasion he does not need street clothes so donate them to a local charity. Why not also put him in childish tights and get rid of the pyjama bottoms entirely. Maybe if he is good he may have mashed bananas or something that is adult food blended and pureed into mush for the little one.
I also think a daily dose of castor oil first thing in the morning will also control that tongue and attitude during the day if he realizes there will be more where it came from if he is naughty. There are the enemas that can be given for "cleansing" and if he is
cranky he must be sick so temp taken rectally.

I do believe I have learned some tricks from the wonderful and gracious Mistress Janice.