Oh dear. Sissy Babykins has been a very naughty boy. His new babysitter, Melissa, has imposed a very early bedtime and it appears his new lifestyle is permanent.

“Now, now Sissy Babykins, it’s pointless struggling. Melissa is going to remove your wet nappy and put you across her knee for a bedtime spanking whether you like it or not.”

“Mmmmphhh!”

“Ha-ha. Does that upset you my pet lamb? Oh yes, young Melissa is going to be your permanent babysitter from now on and your babykins regime will be much more severe. Melissa will undress you at 3pm and give you a lovely warm bath. Then she will pin you into fresh soft nappies and put you into your nightie ready for beddy-byes.”

“Mmmmphhh!”

“What, you don’t want Melissa to be your babysitter? Well it really doesn’t have anything to do with you does it sugarplum? I make all your decisions for you don’t I?”

“Mmmmphhh!”

“Ha-ha, yes I do. Your new beddy-bye time is 5pm; Melissa will bring you into the lounge at 4.45. You will be paraded in your night attire for our pleasure before you are tucked into your cot. And so  we don’t have to listen to your constant whining, your dummy will be permanently tied in place. The only exception will be when you are being fed your pureed vegetables or your baby bottle. Do you like the sound of your new permanent baby lifestyle babykins?”

“Mmmmphhh!”

I think you are beginning to repeat yourself Sissy Babykins, time for beddy-byes.”