‘Yes well, you only have yourself to blame Robert. Perhaps this will teach you not to tease young girls. Janice and her friends will be taking you down to the park in your pushchair to feed the ducks. When they bring you home they will bathe you, dress you in your baby footed pyjamas and put you straight to bed in your cot at four o'clock!’
Robert regretted objecting when Aunty began discussing his pyjama time and bedtime with his girlfriend Lisa. The discussion centred on whether he should wear his cosy, blue Teddy Bear motif winceyette pyjamas that chilly night, or his yellow, Winnie the Pooh footed pyjamas. Lisa voted for Winnie the Pooh and his Aunty agreed, this angered Robert but when Lisa suggested his bedtime be brought forward to 6pm and his pyjama time to 5pm he objected most vehemently. Aunty had little option other than to bare his bottom and spank some manners into him. Of course he only had himself to blame as Lisa and Aunty ensured he was tucked into bed at 6pm wearing his footed Winnie the Pooh pyjamas.
“Oh no you don’t. Where on earth do you think you are going babykins. When I say four o'clock is your bedtime I mean four o’clock! Now say night-night to the nice ladies then we will get you into your
jimmy-jams and tucked into beddy-byes.”
“Stop that sulking at once. Just because you are eighteen I see no reason why you shouldn't wear your pretty baby clothes for many a year yet. Now I want to see that dummy being sucked for the duration of my friends visit or you will be spanked and put to beddy-byes very early!”
Imagine how Robert felt that his young girlfriend wanted him in bed an hour earlier than his Aunty desired. Then she would go out on dates without him...He must have been real unhappy that his bedtime was brought forward more...Oh the irony!!!
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