Sunday morning and I have spent the last three hours since we returned from our walk standing in the corner dressed in my pyjamas. We are going to Miss Jacobson's for lunch and aunty says that I must go next door with this sign pinned to me so that Miss Jacobson and her friends know why I am wearing my pyjamas. After I have washed the dirty dishes aunty says I am going to be spanked in front of everyone and then put straight to bed. This means I will be in bed before 3.30!
Aunty also says I have to thank Dave for his excellent idea about punishment placards and that if anyone has any suggestions for methods of punishments and what the placard should say then please to let her know via the blog.
Dear Aunty Wincy,
ReplyDeleteMy goodness! How gratifying to see that you have already taken the opportunity to try out new suggestions and also that you are wise enough to read the blogs of your Nephew -who knows what mischief he might get up to if you were not to monitor his behaviour!
How humiliated your cheeky Nephew looks standing there suitably 'placarded' - I'm sure your friends had plenty of laughs at his expense.
Have you ever considered requiring the insolent brat to spend cornertime with his hands on his head and his pyjama jacket worn on the outside of his silly trousers?
Now, I'm thinking of those oversized striped pyjamas that your friend Mrs Jacobson kindly bought him here, because such pyjamas can often appear less ridiculous with the jacket tucked in. I think your Nephew may feel far more embarrassed if he were photographed with folds of jacket material enveloping him to the knees. I think that this effect would beautifully complement the folds of his voluminous overlong trousers.
Might I suggest that you insist he wears his punishment attire in this fashion when next serving lunch at Mrs Jacobsons? I'm sure that her friends would delight at his futile attempts at silver service when dressed in such an enormous pyjama suit. Of course, you must resist his pleadings to roll up his overlong sleeves and trousers when he becomes angry and frustrated and remind him that pyjamas must be worn smartly at all times even when they are oversized. How cross the ladies will be when his floppy sleeves constantly get in the way and his untucked jacket drags in their consomme. To show your displeasure at his incompetence you might stand him in the corner then and there in front of your friends whom he has embarrassed so shamefully. Pity poor Mrs Jacobson also, who generously chose those now ruined blue and white pyjamas - I wouldn't be surprised if she were to put such a selfish person over her knee and administer a sound thrashing with a large serving spoon.
However, I do see a wonderful scene of abject corner time humiliation - gravy slopped down the front of his trousers, wine soaked sleeves hanging down and a range of sauce stains on his jacket. All capped off naturally with a note hanging around his neck that announces his shame: 'Incompetent Pyjama Waiter'
When will finally see this little baby with big fluffy nappies and baby clothes? It's urgent to take the good measures for him.
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