Miss Jacobson has been irritated by recent comments and wants to make clear certain things.

Serving Pyjamas

Serving Pyjamas

Bedtime Pyjamas Tucked

Bedtime Pyjamas Untucked

I have been made aware of comments that appear to cast doubt on the efficacy of pyjamarings and pyjama discipline for males of all ages. 

Let there be no doubt that myself and Wincy's aunt, along with Mrs Sykes-Patterson, Miss Helen Good and countless other women, have successfully developed Pyjama Punishment to ensure men fulfil their obligation to obey all females.

A good pyjamaring relies on the male being humiliated by being dressed in ridiculous looking pyjamas. As in the first image, Wincy is seen wearing a pair of his serving pyjamas. 

When we entertain guests, we like Wincy to wear a smart waitress apron or a mumsy floral apron to emphasise to our guests that he is present merely to provide to our needs. Please also note how the top button is neatly fastened on his garish patterned winceyette pyjamas. Serving pyjamas should not be too oversized as the pyjamaed male needs to be able to serve tea, drinks, sandwiches etc without tripping and spilling things. 

Once the dishes are washed and dried, Wincy will be sent off to fetch his bedtime pyjamas. These, compared to the serving pyjamas, are at least three times too large and are generally striped. We care nothing for his modesty, and he is usually divested of his serving pyjamas before being buttoned into his bedtime pyjamas. 

Amongst the ranks of the pyjamaring society, there is a difference of opinion as to whether the pyjama jacket should be tucked or untucked into the pyjama bottoms. I myself am in the untucked corner and Wincy's aunt prefers tucked. This is purely up to the female who is performing the pyjamaring and is down to personal choice.

Wincy's bedtime can be anytime up to seven o'clock depending on his behaviour but never later than that. Bedtime spankings are obligatory naturally and any rule breaking is also punishable with spankings.

We are hopeful that Wincy will soon give up the ludicrous idea that he can live independently without the supervision of mature women and can return to his aunts where he will be permanently pyjamaed and receive upwards of four pyjamarings daily. 

I hope this has clarified the situations for the doubting Thomas' out there and I don't wish to read any further comments that somehow males subjected to pyjama discipline are somehow doing this to themselves. This ludicrous suggestion is an insult to all the females who are dedicated to pyjamaring and its benefits.

Yours

Miss Jacobson