How gratifying to see that wifey is keeping up the tradition of striped pyjama humiliation, for you do indeed look quite ridiculous standing in the corner inviting all comers to punish you. I must comment though, that once again you are behaving like the pyjama'd brat that you are by expecting everyone else to make the effort while you stand idly with your face to the wall. Don't you think that after your stepdaughter has made the effort to placard you, you could at least find a selection of spanking implements for your guests to use on you when they return and want a little fun at your expense? I suggest that you flap around the house in your silly jammies and collect maybe a hairbrush and a large wooden spoon (to start with) and hang these around your neck and return to the corner. In this way you would at least be showing respect to those whom you are inviting to punish you whilst visiting humiliation on yourself as a worthless 'living utensil rack' dressed in pyjamas. Regards, Mrs Sykes - Patterson
Like these jammies!
ReplyDeleteHow gratifying to see that wifey is keeping up the tradition of striped pyjama humiliation, for you do indeed look quite ridiculous standing in the corner inviting all comers to punish you.
ReplyDeleteI must comment though, that once again you are behaving like the pyjama'd brat that you are by expecting everyone else to make the effort while you stand idly with your face to the wall. Don't you think that after your stepdaughter has made the effort to placard you, you could at least find a selection of spanking implements for your guests to use on you when they return and want a little fun at your expense? I suggest that you flap around the house in your silly jammies and collect maybe a hairbrush and a large wooden spoon (to start with) and hang these around your neck and return to the corner. In this way you would at least be showing respect to those whom you are inviting to punish you whilst visiting humiliation on yourself as a worthless 'living utensil rack' dressed in pyjamas.
Regards, Mrs Sykes - Patterson