EARLY BEDTIME & PYJAMA TIME RULES
Aunty has noticed that you are irritable and tired, it is obvious to Mrs Jacobson and I that you require a regular, permanent bedtime routine. To facilitate this new regime, Miss Cynthia Bracegirdle has agreed to place cameras in all rooms in your flat and has shown us how to view them on our laptop. This now enables us to see you are appropriately dressed in suitable pyjamas and that your new bedtimes are adhered to when you are out of our direct control. Of course our aim is still to have you live with us where you will be dressed permanently in pyjamas and your bedtimes will be extremely flexible.
Miss Cynthia Bracegirdle has full spanking, pyjama time and early bedtime authority over you with immediate effect.
We need to ensure you have enough sleep by putting you to bed at an appropriate time, you will have a set bedtime that will be rigidly adhered to, therefore Aunty and Mrs Jacobson have devised the following bedtime schedule for you.
Aunty reserves the right to change this schedule without prior notice if she feels you need more sleepy-byes time. When Aunty and/or Mrs Jacobson puts you to bed, you are to remain in bed until Aunty or Mrs Jacobson gives you permission to get up. If you are discovered out of bed without permission for any reason you will go across our laps to receive a smacked bottom.
Your New Bedtimes
Monday-Friday your bedtime will be 5:00 p.m.
Saturday your bedtime will be 5: 30 p.m.
Sunday your bedtime will be 4:00 p.m.
These bedtimes are to be observed all year including any holidays.
Any misbehaviour on your part may result in you being put to bed earlier.
The bedtimes listed are to be interpreted as the absolute latest time that you will be in bed on the indicated nights.
Aunty noted how you became particularly hyperactive prior to the Christmas holidays. It seems the excitement of Santa visiting is all too much for you. To keep you calm, one week from Christmas day, you will go to bed exactly forty five minutes after you arrive home from work. This means your Christmas weekday bedtime will be 4:15pm
Once you have begun your holiday you will spend the days dressed in your pyjamas to help soothe you and prevent excess excitement as Christmas day approaches.
Frequent naptimes will also be required throughout these days. This also has the benefit of allowing Aunty and Mrs Jacobson to prepare for Christmas unhindered. On these days your bedtime will remain at 4:15pm
As previously stated your bedtimes have been decided. However, prior to your bedtime you will be dressed ready for bed immediately after you have been bathed.
Your routine will be as follows.
If you are given a supervised bath you will be wrapped in a towel then bought downstairs. Aunty or Mrs Jacobson will then dress you in a clean pair or pyjamas. You are not permitted to assist in this procedure as naughty boys have no right to dictate to grown ups about their jim-jams.
Aunty or Mrs Jacobson will first button you into your pyjama jacket. Then your pyjama bottoms will be sprinkled inside with talcum powder so that you will smell nice for beddy-byes and you will step into the pyjama bottoms as instructed. When you have both feet in your pyjama bottoms and only then, you will raise your arms from your side so that Aunty or Mrs Jacobson can pull you pyjama bottoms up properly. Your pyjama jacket will always be tucked inside the waistband of your pyjama bottoms and your pyjama bottoms waistline will be raised to a height just below your armpits.
Your nursery patterned pyjamas are deliberately made several sizes too large, this is intended to give you an infantile appearance, along with your bunny rabbit slippers that befits your status.
If you are showering unsupervised you will come downstairs wrapped in a towel and present yourself to Aunty or Mrs Jacobson and say the following words.
“Aunty/Mrs Jacobson I have had my shower and I need to be dressed in my jim-jams ready for beddy-byes, thank you.” If you fail to speak these words, Aunty or Mrs Jacobson will administer to you a smacked bottom.
Each Sunday, Mrs Jacobson’s sewing circle meets at 2:00pm. You will greet all the ladies with the words,"good afternoon aunty," After serving tea you will shower and present yourself naked to one of the aunts who will dress you in your pyjamas. You will spend the time until beddybyes sitting quietly with your colouring book unless one of the ladies wants to pet you and sit you on their knee. At 3.55 you will kiss everyone night-night and Aunty will take you up to bed.
This strict, non-negotiable bedtime regime will begin immediately.
There will no doubt be times when your behaviour warrants additional punishment. On these occasions you can expect to find yourself with a very sore smacked bottom, dressed in your pyjamas and put straight to beddy-byes at any time of the day.
You have been warned.