A nightmare scenario?

“Don’t forget Philip’s nappy bag Nanny,” trills the mischievous schoolgirl as she adjusts his bonnet. “ I am sure Philip will be needing a nappy change by the time we reach the school gates.”

Nanny laughed. “Well I imagine he will, especially as you intend to feed him that extra bottle in front of your school friends.”

“You can change him in the sixth form room again if you like,” connived Stephanie.

“Don’t you want to change his nappy?” Asked Nanny. “I should think your friends would be impressed.”

“Oh Nanny may I? That would be wonderful!”

Stephanie playfully tweaked Philip’s nose as they set off.

“Nanny…?” she said as they approached the school gates. “You are going to bring Philip back again when school finishes at 3.30pm aren’t you?”

Nanny frowned. “I don’t know Stephanie, you know Philips bedtime is 4 o’clock”

“I have an idea,” said the wicked girl. “Why don’t you put Philip into his jim-jams before you come to meet me? That way we can tuck him straight into beddybyes when we get home.”

Nanny smiled. “Stephanie you are incorrigible. I suppose there will just happen to be a few of your friends with you when we arrive? Oh very well.”

Nanny leant over to Philip. “Well baby Philip we shall have to pick you out a pair of pretty pyjamas for you to wear for your afternoon walk. Which ones would you like to wear to meet the girls?”

Philip shook his head violently. “Mmmmmmpffff!”

Nanny laughed out loud at his muffled protest.

They stopped at the school gates. Philip’s bladder was already at bursting point as Stephanie prepared his extra bottle. He knew he would soon have to endure Stephanie changing his nappy.

Stephanie plucked out his dummy with a “plop” and pushed the teat of the bottle into his reluctant mouth.

“Poor Babykins, Stephanie thinks Nanny should make baby wear his extra cosy frilly pink brush nylon pyjamas this afternoon. After all we don’t want baby catching a chill do we?”

Nanny smiled at Stephanie. “Well young lady I think you are absolutely correct. Philip will look lovely in those pink jimmy-jams. You will make an excellent babysitter for Philip this weekend.”

Stephanie smiled to herself, as she made sure Philip drank up all his milk. She stroked Philip’s cheek.

“Oh yes Nanny. I will have lots of fun with your husband this weekend!”